Archive for the ‘Kids & Parenting’ Category

Glympse

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Want to know where your kids are? I’ve been experimenting with a new program called Glympse, which is based on Microsoft’s Bing. It’s easy to use, and it’s free. All you need is a smart phone. Go to www.glympse.com

Want To Go to the Moon with Your Kids?

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Go to www.MoonZoo.org

Should High Schools Be Providing Coffee for Students?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

I saw on the Austin news last night that several Round Rock area high schools are providing before-school coffee shops to make school more pleasant for the children, and reduce tardiness. One parent said that providing cappuccinos and lattes helps the kids concentrate. (Guess I was underprivileged to have made it through high school without them). Yet these are the same schools that are struggling with their budgets. Hmmmm. Can’t imagine why they’re broke.

Yet Another Reason to Monitor Where Your Kids Go on the Internet

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Go to http://www.ChatRoulette.com/

Your Kids are Your Own Fault

Friday, January 29th, 2010

My colleague Larry Winget, best known for his book “Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life”, has just released a new one that’s bound to be another best seller.  In his trademark no-nonsense form, Larry says kids today are “overmedicated, overindulged, overweight, overentertained, undereducated, underachieving, underdisciplined, disrespectful, illiterate brats with a sense of entitlement that is crippling society.” Wish I had said that.

“We’re Going to Stop Shooting Skeet and Start Shooting iPhones!”

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
My Magic Beretta that Never Misses

My Magic Beretta that Never Misses

My brother-in-law and I took three of our nephews from Georgia skeet shooting yesterday. Despite the fact that we drove an hour to take them to the nicest gun club in Tennessee (where the governor goes to shoot), and the fact that I allowed them to use my beloved Beretta 12 gauge over-under that I bought at the world headquarters of Bass Pro Shops in Springfield, Missouri, two of them were text messaging between rounds. I was appalled and speechless, but my brother-in-law got their attention when he said, “We’re going to stop shooting skeet and start shooting iPhones. I’ll throw out the next one I see, and Glenn, you shoot”. No more iPhones were to be seen. :)

 

How to Learn Text-Messaging Lingo If You’re Over 30

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

Go to www.TeenChatDecoder.com

Down and Out on Halloween

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Halloween was slow in our neighborhood last night, perhaps because of rain and cold weather. After we thought all the trick-or-treaters were done, we got a knock at our door around 9:00 pm. A little boy and his two sisters stood there without costumes, and didn’t look like they were from around our neighborhood. I could see their Mom in the car, and surmised that they probably weren’t doing so well financially, and figured they’d make the rounds to clean up on free candy.

All three of the kids were shy but very polite, and were careful not to take too much candy when I offered it. I explained that we had plenty, and that they were probably to last trick-or-treaters for the night, and to load up. They did, and even said thank you.

It made me think. While candy is admittedly not the best thing for them, what a great way for someone who might be struggling to feed her kids to get them free goodies. If people are giving it away all night, and there will obviously be some left over, I think what she was doing was pretty resourceful. I certainly like it better than the government giving it away. They’d probably pay $20 for a Milky Way bar, and then raise my taxes to pay for it.

100 Things Your Kids May Never Know About

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

By Nathan Barry 

There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week’s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore’s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.That is, of course, unless we tell them all about the good old days of modems and typewriters, slide rules and encyclopedias …

Audio-Visual Entertainment

1.Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
2.Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
3.Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager.
4.The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
5.Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
6.Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
7.High-speed dubbing.
8.8-track cartridges.
9.Vinyl records. Even today’s DJs are going laptop or CD.
10.Betamax tapes.
11.MiniDisc.
12.Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
13.Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio bork this concept.)
14.Shortwave radio.
15.3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
16.Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
17.That there was a time before ‘reality TV.’

Computers and Videogaming

18.Wires. OK, so they’re not gone yet, but it won’t be long
19.The scream of a modem connecting.
20.The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
21.5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
22.Using jumpers to set IRQs.
23.DOS.
24.Terminals accessing the mainframe.
25.Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
26.Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
27.Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they’ve all got a different ID.
28.Counting in kilobytes.
29.Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
30.Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.
31.Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
32.Joysticks.
33.Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
34.Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
35.Recording a song in a studio.

The Internet

36.NCSA Mosaic.
37.Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
38.Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
39.Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
40.Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
41.Phone books and Yellow Pages.
42.Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
43.Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
44.Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
45.Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.
46.Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
47.Archie searches.
48.Gopher searches.
49.Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
50.Privacy.
51.The fact that words generally don’t have num8er5 in them.
52.Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
53.Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
54.The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
55.The time before PC networks.
56.When Spam was just a meat product — or even a Monty Python sketch.

 

Gadgets

57.Typewriters.
58.Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
59.Sending that film away to be processed.
60.Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
61.CB radios.
62.Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
63.Rotary-dial telephones.
64.Answering machines.
65.Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
66.Pay phones.
67.Phones with actual bells in them.
68.Fax machines.
69.Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.

 

Everything Else

70.Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.
71.Remembering someone’s phone number.
72.Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
73.Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.
74.Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
75.LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
76.Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
77.Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
78.Neat handwriting.
79.The days before the nanny state.
80.Starbuck being a man.
81.Han shoots first.
82.“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” But they’ve already seen episode III, so it’s no big surprise.
83.Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
84.Trig tables and log tables.
85.“Don’t know what a slide rule is for …”
86.Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
87.Swimming pools with diving boards.
88.Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
89.Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil of break off the first finger
90.A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
91.Having to manually unlock a car door.
92.Writing a check.
93.Looking out the window during a long drive.
94.Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
95.Cash
96.Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
97.Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.
98.Omni Magazine
99.A physical dictionary — either for spelling or definitions.
100.When a ‘geek’ and a ‘nerd’ were one and the same.