Archive for January, 2009

Since When Did Sexually Transmitted Diseases Become An Economic Stimulus?

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Not that anyone should be surprised, but it’s business as usual in Washington. Here’s some of what the so called “Economic Stimulus Package “ includes:

$75 million for stop smoking programs
$50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts
$70 million for a super computer for the weather service
$335 million to prevent sexually transmitted diseases

There will a few jobs – but very few – jobs created because of this. There is only $30 billion for roads, although you were promised that was what the $800 billion package was going to be for. Dave Ramsey summed it up best when he said “America, you were lied to!”

This is yet another reason why people have to quit looking to Washington to solve all their problems. It just doesn’t work.

The Week Freebird Quit Flying

Friday, January 30th, 2009

This was a sad week for us old time Rock and Rollers who grew up in the seventies. Lynyrd Skynyrd’s original keyboard player, Billy Powell, who might be best known for the haunting melody at the beginning of the live recording of Freebird, died in his home near Jacksonville. I guess the Bird can’t fly forever, but 56 seems too young to die.

Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Today is a greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat day at Glenn Shepard Seminars. We just finished the new 18 CD-ROM desktop video training program, which will be released in February. It is unbelievable how many looooooooooooooooong hours go into a project like this. But I have made it my personal mission to fight the declining work ethic and increasing entitlement mentality, and this is my front line of attack. Watch out slackers, because I’m coming after you with both barrels!

Uh Oh! More Good News About The Economy

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Proving that the media prefers to scare you than encourage you, USA Today buried the most important story in yesterday’s edition way back on Page 3 of the Money section. Existing home sales in December showed “unexpected improvement” with a 6.5% increase. This was the biggest gain since January 2002. What’s so noteworthy is that is was labeled “unexpected”. When interest rates AND home prices are so low, it doesn’t take an economist to figure out that now is the best time in decades for people with good credit to buy a house, and they’re doing just that.

Would $5,000 Cover Your Lost Luggage?

Monday, January 26th, 2009

US Airways is sending a $5,000 check to each passenger on the flight that crashed in New York’s Hudson River two weeks ago to “compensate for lost luggage”. That’s probably more than enough to cover what most people had on board, but I wonder how many ambulance-chasing lawyers are contacting the passengers right now and enticing them to profiteer from their experience. Perhaps I would think differently if I were on that flight, but I don’t see why someone is entitled to million of dollars because birds crashed into their plane, especially since they walked away without serious bodily harm.

Superwoman!

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Now here’s a great example of someone who understands that work is not for sissies, and was rewarded for it. Catriona Matthew won the LPGA Brazil Cup by five shots today, and she’s five months pregnant. Congratulations to Catriona. She’s a tougher person and better golfer than I.

Apple Continues to Astound

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Here’s even more evidence that no matter what happens on Wall Street, people on Main Street will continue to find money for the things they really want to find money for. Apple surpasse3d even the analysts’ expectations this week when they reported a whopping $10.2 billion in revenue for the 4th quarter of 2008, posting record earnings of $1.6 billion.

How to Make $100,000 Per Second

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

While the mainstream media continues trying to convince everyone the sky is falling, Paul Harvey reports that 30-second Superbowl ads are going for a record $3,000,000, and nearly all are sold. He also reports that an estimated $170 million was spent on the presidential inauguration. Just goes to prove that people will always find the money for things they want to find money for.

“Thanks for Smiling”

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Sometimes it’s easy to forget how much the smallest gesture can mean, or that it means anything at all. Tonight after I checked into my hotel room in Illinois, the clerk said, “And thank you for smiling. People have been grumpy all night.”